Speedy Corporate Defection

So… its pretty rare that I laugh out loud while looking at clothes. I mean… clothes are serious right? This shrine (admiring my just-woke-up-self in the glow of my glass-top desk) should be covered in only the best- and that takes concentration (have I seen too many “I’m worth it” ads…hmmmm?). But one stop at Speedy Marie and the laughs began…

Marie, a self-proclaimed “corporate defector… aspiring exotic dancer” has a checkered past: She’s been a consultant (we know all about consultants…), an executive, and a corporate crony. But not anymore…. Marie’s all set for some big changes – new people, exciting places, and more sequins!
Marie and her collection of Strip Tees are based in a lovely suburb of Boston (gotta support the Bean!)…. Basically the shirts chronicle her … uh…. job search…. From Hot Biscuits (the ad said “amateurs OK,” but it didn’t say “must be under 20,”) to Casting Couch (the proprietors found Speedy’s appearance a bit too “real”) to Busty McTitty’s (thought Speedy was sweet, but she didn’t get the job: “Under-endowed.”)…. her hilarious and to this point unsuccessful job search has at least resulted in some cool t-shirts. (How can you go wrong with Captain’s Booty??)… Plus I’ve always admired the corporate defectors of the world…
Be sure to read the “Speedy-Says” tab… with mini articles like, “Remember that Happiness is a Job Benefit, too” and “No Pasties in the Office!” where you’re sure to learn something new and wonderful about Speedy… and maybe even yourself…lol.